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What’s encrypting your internet surfing? An algorithm created by a supercomputer? Well, if the site you’re visiting is encrypted by the cyber security firm Cloudflare, your activity may be protected by a wall of lava lamps.
Cloudflare covers
websites for Uber, OKCupid, & FitBit, for instance. The wall of lamps in the San Francisco headquarters generates a random code. Over 100 lamps, in a variety of colors, and their patterns deter hackers from accessing data.
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As the lava lamps bubble and swirl, a video camera on the ceiling monitors their unpredictable changes and connects the footage to a computer, which converts the randomness into a virtually unhackable code.
Codes created by machines have relatively predictable patterns, so it’s possible for hackers to guess their algorithms, posing a security risk. Lava lamps, add to the equation the sheer randomness of the physical world, making it nearly impossible for hackers to break through.
You might think that this would be kept secret, but it’s not. Simply go in and ask to see the lava lamp display. By allowing people to affect the video footage, human movement, static, and changes in lighting from the windows work together to make the random code even harder to predict.
So, by standing in front of the display, you add an additional variable to the code, making it even harder to hack. Isn’t that interesting?Â
via atlasobscura.com
What the fuck.
imagine your f/o finding out just how touchstarved you are. they can feel how much you melt under their touch, and how you'll make excuse after excuse in an attempt to persuade them to not stop hugging you.
"y'know, you can tell me if you just want to keep hugging, love." they tell you. "giving you affection isn't a chore."
if you try to apologize for wanting so much affection, they hush you. "if it helps you feel better, and it lets you see that I love you, then I'll give you as much of myself as you desire. just say the word, and I'll be here to give you everything I have to offer."
You’re Goddamn Right!
YEEEEEES
I love this❤❤❤
top 5 reasons why globs of doom!dib is highly cursed
- we already know that he’s creepy to look at. but i’m just gonna bring that up one more time.
- why is he so smooth? his hair and skin look like they’re made of the same stuff and it’s deeply upsetting
- i don’t think i saw him blink once in any of the cutscenes?
- when you’re playing the game, he teleports behind you when you get too far away. there is no escaping him
- he grunts every time he jumps/runs fast/does something slightly exerting, which suggests that these activities bring him great pain
Danny: I can’t keep doing this! I am not your mom.
Timmy: Well…
Jimmy: You do exhibit rather…motherly behavior, Danny.
Timmy: Yeah my parents live in Bermuda. And SB’s parents died in a train crash.
Spongebob: Trains are fast.
Timmy: So you’re like our mom. Team Mom.
Timmy now chanting: TEAM MOM. TEAM MOM. TEAM MOM.
Danny: I am not the Team Mom.
Jimmy, Spongebob, and Timmy start chanting loudly: TEAM MOM. TEAM MOM. TEAM MOM.
Danny: Jimmy why are you chanting?
Jimmy: It’s a catchy chant.
Two seconds pass before Spongbob tries to chant ‘Team Mom’ again.
Danny: One more chant and we’re not getting Slushes after practice.
What do you mean this isn’t canon?!
Gonna make a list for this AU cause tumblr tag mess the post order.^^’’
Concept art/costume design:Â
Gary, Timmy, Remy Juandissimo, Wanda, Cosmo, AC NT, Chester, AJ Mark Jimmy, Cindy, Libby Tim in different uniforms Tim in different uniforns 2 Danny  Spongebob Poof, Foop Evil Danny, Evil JimmyÂ
Remy’s backstory in this AU: 1 2 3
Gary and Danny’s relationshipÂ
High School Danny and young Timmy: (Â 1Â 2Â 3Â ) ( 1Â 2Â )
Crossover happened at Crossroad: 1Â (1.5)Â 2Â 3Â 4Â (4.5)Â 5Â (5.5)Â 6Â 7Â 8Â 9Â 10
Secrets between us: 1Â 2Â 3Â 4Â 5Â 6Â 7Â 8Â 9Â (to be continued)Â
Random Arts: 1Â 2Â ( 3Â 4Â 5Â ) 6Â 7Â 8 9
Also there’s some ask/text post about this AU that I didn’t put in this list, but if you interested to know more, you could find them under “the Fairly High school AU tag” tag. lol
Will update this post whenever I make new stuff for this AU
Handsum………
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